Happy Mother’s Day – 10 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

This was just e-mailed to me and I thought I'd share it. Not sure who wrote it or I'd give credit...

10 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

5. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

7. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

8. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

10. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'

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