Do You Suffer from SAHGS? (Stay at Home Mom Guilt Syndrome)

Do You Suffer from SAHGS? (Stay at Home Mom Guilt Syndrome)
There is a disorder for everything today. Here's one you may suffer from without even knowing it - S.A.H.G.S. (Stay at Home Mom Guilt Syndrome).
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Attention Children: The Bathroom Door is Closed

Attention Children: The Bathroom Door is Closed! Author Unknown

Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out. Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken.

I am not trapped. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.

Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.

Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. Do not go running back to the phone yelling: "She's in the BATHROOM!"

Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was only funny when you were two.

Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door. Even when you were two, this got a little tiresome.

If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.

Oh ... And yes, I still love you. Mom

Sophistication Failure

Sadly...I get her. =)
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Hillary Clinton…Circus Pants, Bwa-hahahaha!

Someone just posted this photo on a forum I visit....and I had to share.

I am still cracking up....

Happy Mother’s Day – 10 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

This was just e-mailed to me and I thought I'd share it. Not sure who wrote it or I'd give credit...

10 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

5. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

7. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

8. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

10. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'

Moms Bad Day

OMG - I am not sure if this is real or not..but someone owes me a new laptop because I spewed Diet Pepsi all over this one. 

Charlie Bit Me

A friend just sent this to me and I couldn't stop cracking up.  Check out the baby's maniacal little laugh.  Mu ha ha ha ha ha.

SNL Commercial – Annuale: The Once Per Year Period

.....and when your period does come - hold on to your *&**(#! hat. 

ROFL, ROFL, ROFL.  =)  PS: Not for kiddos....

I have a sick sense of humor I guess…AMP Energy Superbowl Commercial

Wassup? A Commercial Classic Just in time for the Superbowl.

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